Anyway here are some tattoos that completely boggle my mind. I really can't fathom why anyone would get these things permanently put on their bodies.
Clay Aiken and Linkin Park 2 very different acts which actually have a lot in common. They are both popular now who knows what catalogue of music they are going to release over the next 20 years. What if they release some of the most gut retchingly horrible music that you've ever heard and you've already decided on commit them to your body for life.
I think that's the picture you're supposed to take out of the frame.
Food Tattoos???? Seriously What the Fuck??? Even if you loved hamburgers more than anything on earth and ate nothing but for the rest of your life why would you get a tattoo of one? The naked Indian girl grabbing on to a pogo stick is bizarre but I can understand it a lot more than a fucking hamburger at sunset beside what looks to be a palm tree. As for the guy who decided to get a whole plate of breakfast tattooed on his head I really have nothing to say.*Update: Due to the many comments I am now aware that the hamburger tattoo refers to a Jimmy Buffet song, but that doesn't make it any less bad.
**Update 2: In Canada corn dogs are called pogo sticks.
If you're old enough to get a tattoo then you're too old to be a fan of Harry Potter. And If you're going to get a Star Wars tattoo why the fuck would you get anything to do with episode 1 on it.
Not that this is a bad tattoo (a bad life decision maybe) but I just wonder what this guy does for a living. I like to think he's a bank teller.
Holy shit this is getting out of hand. This guy decided to cover his whole leg with a joke that not only isn't funny now but will be completely irrelevant in a few years. If history has taught us anything its that Michael Jackson will not look the same in 5, 10 or especially 20 years and by that point no one will remember the movie Home Alone so this guy will be walking around with an extremely creepy and strange tattoo that he will have to explain (if anyone is willing to talk to him).
This takes the cake. If you didn't hear this woman auctioned off the space on her forehead on Ebay the highest bidder was goldenpalace.com. They paid her $10,000 to tattoo their url on her forehead. Apparently she wanted to money to send her kid to private school because the kids grades were slipping. That seems like a noble cause but what the fuck. Get a fucking loan. Pay 18% interest if you have to but don't sell you're fucking face like a billboard. Apparently the staff at the tattoo parlor spent 7 hours trying to talk her out of it. I think she should have listened, the internet as we know it (.com url's etc) most likely wont exist in a few years but a forehead tattoo will last a lifetime.Check out:
Really Bad Tattoos Part 2
Really Bad Tattoos Part 3
Really Bad Tattoos Part 4
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Really Bad Tattoos Part 7
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I want to say that I read somewhere that the Breakfast tattoo on the guys head was a sort of contest or something.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to find something to back it up but so far no luck.
hey atleast they are different. they didnt simply walk into the shop and point to the first butterfly to tattoo on their lower back or scorpian on their shoulder. its originality
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that the people talking trash about people with tattoos don't have one. I have 6, with the most recent one being added a few days ago. And I don't regret any of them. All of my tattoos have meaning behind them. None of them are as crazy as the crap on here. What were these people thinking? And as for the narration. I love it. Thanks for the smile. People that don't like the narration are free to change internet pages.
ReplyDeleteThis might be one of the dumbest tattoos ever:
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breakfast head= brain food. bad joke. worse tattoo.
ReplyDeletefor the record kathrine: that is called a pogo stick in saskatchewan,its from a painting and its very cool.same for the egghead
ReplyDeleteCorn dogs are not called pogo sticks in my part of Canada. In Alberta we sure call them corn dogs.
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ReplyDeleteJust got this. Fuck you if you dont like it.
The clay aiken (if I spelt that wrong, sorry), isn't badly done, the tattooist obviously knew what he was doing. But I agree getting it was a stupid idea.
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ReplyDeleteHere's some more you might like.
just fyi, its not a burger with a palm tree, its a cheeseburger in paradise...jimmy buffet song pun. I thought it was kinda funny and witty.
ReplyDeleteDamn! There are some really bad tattoos out there. Sometimes it the client and sometimes its the tattoo artists. There's just no accounting for taste. Here's a few more to look at. http://www.behindtheink.com
ReplyDeleteThese tattoos are funny. I'm about to get my very first tattoo, and I've been thinking about it for a very long time. Some of the comments on here are absouletly ridiculous and some actually make sense. These pictures were probably put up here for a laugh, and that's what the overwhelming response was. If you're going to try to act hardcore with the keyboard, then maybe you should go take a pill or something. I'm going with my mom to get a tattoo representing my life. I'm about to go to college and I want to get a tattoo that represents the changes that have occured in my life up until now. So, to wrap this sort of pointless comment, I think that tattoos are great. If you don't like them and think that a person's body is god's temple, then so be it. Those of us who are, or plan to, get a tattoo will all enjoy our art in Hell.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I'm only seventeen and I can type better than most of the people on here.
Oh, and if someone decides to criticize (Okay, I'll admit that I can't spell that. And I definitely don't feel like looking it up just to post it in a comment)my decision to get a tattoo at seventeen, go ahead. I'm good at taking low blows from people who probably can't spell. Ciao.
maybe its before my generation, i already filled in my step mom about the beef curtins, but we both can't figure out the corn that is fucking the broccoli??
ReplyDeleteYikes! What is the matter with people?
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What's the blog author's problem? Some tattoos are shabbily done, but some are actually pretty impressive. Is he trying to judge the artwork? If he is, he's not qualified. His tattoo knowledge is zilch. If he has a problem with people having tattoos, well, ignore him. He's pretty shallow.
ReplyDeleteThe guy with the breakfast on his head did it for charity
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ReplyDeleteCheck that out. Another Golden palace..
People who need to tell others what tattoos they dislike really have issues and could spend their time thinking of a better article to get their blog going.
ReplyDeletethis is what i got to say about all what is being said about the art that is being shown on this site.frist i am a tattoo artist for 22 years and these people have a reason for their tats they have or they wouldnt have them. now its just my taught here its people like you that there are bars on windows of peoples houses for closed minded fools if you dont like what you see one do something about or trun away like everyone dose these days but dont be putting people down for being their selves
ReplyDeletei got a tattoo but am sure not to regret it !
ReplyDeletetattoos are on you 4 life. So people shoulnt get 1 if they cant handle it. I briefly checked the 1s out ,on my email. So maybe there to much 4 you but not 4 the person getting them. Chow !
ReplyDeleteI loooooveee the michael jackson tat. I've just been inspired to get the SAME one! :o)
ReplyDeleteOK for the record Corn Dogs are called Corn Dogs in Canada, Pogo is merely a brand name.
ReplyDeletei have to tell you ive looked through each and every page of these retarded tattoos and the funniest part of this entire website was the logical comical comments you posted under each one. kudos
ReplyDeleteCheck out Food Tattoos group on flickr for ideas, or to add your picture of your food tattoo! http://flickr.com/groups/foodtatts/
ReplyDeleteOk, I agree that that Harry Potter tattoo is really badly done, but no one is EVER too old to be a fan of Harry Potter.
ReplyDeleteFor what it's worth...
ReplyDeleteThe corndog/pogo and woman is a Robert Williams Drawing/Painting. He's a very famous artist and some of his stuff, I wouldn't mind tatting myself with...
http://www.robtwilliamsstudio.com/
Let us forget how insignificant and worthless we are, for a moment, by projecting our negative feelings onto other people. We can justify this by deeming these people as inferior.
ReplyDeleteMan, people are stupid! Except me of course, I'm special.
Ok...Linkin Park is not a bad band, I could see you saying something about the Clay Akin tattoo. But it's messed up for you to sit there and say something about a band that is really great and has been around for a long time. Also your going off on all of these to feel like your on a high horse and that's getting you no were not to mention the fact that if your going to rant and rave and say all kinds of things about peoples tattoos and what they look like and how band they are you should really be an ADULT about it all and look into MORE information ABOUT the tattoo before saying anything. I'm a critic about alot of things but I'm at least smart enough to make sure I have my information correct before opening my mouth.
ReplyDeleteoh and on the top side to it all...learn to spell right. RETCHINGLY isn't a word. And Also."...already decided on commit them..." doesn't make any since in a sentence. It doesn't matter what they make in the future if you already like the stuff they make now.
ReplyDeletethis chick got a jellyfish tattoo lololololololol
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Really horrible tattoos! Why are they doing it?
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