Monday, January 31, 2005

you and your stupid goggles

I saw a terrble movie today....Chronicles of Riddick Bullshit starring Vin Trash Bin Diesel. What a stupid pointless waste of time. It looked like a sequel to Battlefield Earth but with a tenth of the entertainment value. yeah.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Things I dont understand Part 1

I dont understand...

-how that show corner gas is still on the air
-peoples fascination with lindsey lohan, paris hilton and jessica/ashlee simpson
-how the band that wrote "heart of the sunrise" also wrote "owner of a lonely heart
-why you cant get frankenberry in Canada
-people who think CGI looks good

Thursday, January 20, 2005

dont bother me on thursday night

Cadbury burnt almond bars are absolute shit, I decided to try one because it was the only one of the cadbury family I hadn't tried, that's $1.39 that I'll never have back.
American Idol is back on and despite the protests from every "indie rock" fibre of my body I am thoroughly enjoying it again. The early episodes are the best not to watch the "bad" singers get insulted but to actually watch them. Its to bad most of them are jaded into thinking that they would make some sort of pop idol because they would be amazing if they embraced their odd voices and wrote their own stuff. I find it funny because if any one of my favorite singers went on that show they would get ripped to shreds but just because you don't have a typical good voice doesn't mean that you cant write or create a beautiful and moving song.
All that being said the good singers (that get it) can move you by singing a classic song in their own style, Fantasia was good at that.

Monday, January 17, 2005

livin' on Monopoly and Premium Plus



I have come to the decision that Monopoly is best played when you play it 100% by the rules....none of this land on free parking get $500 bullshit, no land on Go and get $400 bullshit, no paying into the middle, and when someone doesn't want to buy a property it goes up for auction...literally no fucking around.....it works out for a much better game....it does work best when you play it on a computer so the comp can deal with all the bullshit....it is hard to negotiate trades with computer based characters though.....They're too fucking logical....its harder to dupe them.

one other thing...I want to make a t-shirt with a picture of the monopoly guy in jail.....That's funny to me.