Wednesday, December 02, 2009

another day brighter

Hey. So I've had no desire to update this site in the past little bit. I did however start a couple other tumblr sites.

http://typebrighter.tumblr.com
This is Typebrighter part 2 where I've just been posting random pics, links etc. I'll keep this site for when I have something longer to write but at the moment typebrighter 2 will be updated more frequently.

also:
http://lastlonger.tumblr.com
This is my found photo tumblr where I post random pics that I've found various places.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Lets talk about food for a minute

You know how Mcdonalds sometimes gets criticized for trying to hide the fact that their food is unhealthy (pretty much the basis for the movie Supersize Me). Well that's bullshit! People just need to learn to read properly. Here is a pic that is found on all the burger packages.


It's what i eat and what i do. The pic shows Ronald McDonald recklessly walking on what appears to be a construction beam (we can only assume many many stories in the air) Kinda like this pic:

I think the message is pretty clear what he eats and what he does is dangerous.


Did you see that contest where you can win cash if you come up with a name for the new Doritos flavor? Well I've pretty much won this one already. Check it out:



So I'm always seeing ads these days for Dr. Oetker pizza. My feeling is FUCK THAT SHIT. I don't know about you but I want a chef coming up with the food I eat not a doctor. Seriously, doctors spend years and years in school, lots of studying, etc. then its on to a busy career. Where is this fucking guy coming up with time to knock out an amazing pizza recipe? In all honesty I would rather eat pizza that was invented by a guy who was unemployed than a doctor.

Speaking of pizza I'm reminded of a time I was hanging out with some people eating pizza and I was leaving the crusts (because I didn't feel like filling up on bullshit)
One guy: You don't want the crusts?
Me: no
Guy: Really? thats the best part (he proceeds to eat the discarded crusts like a seagull or at best a pigeon)
Me: Are you kidding me? If the crust was the best part people wouldn't even order pizza they would order fucking bread sticks.
Guy: Are you going to eat that ice that was in your drink?