Yesterday I read an article about a mechanic who had a car fetish in which he would literally have sex with the cars he worked on. He also had an online community devoted to this fetish and claimed that there were over 500 members. This has nothing to do with the above tattoos I just wanted to mention it
I love doing laundry and I think I always will. TIME TO GET A TATTOO!!!
These 3 are so ridiculous that I actually kind of like them. Do you think when the tattoo artist finished the woman tat he took a step back and said to himself "Another job well done". Also when I first saw the "Fuck the World" tattoo I literally laughed out loud.
Contemporary political statements don't make for the best tattoo choices, I mean George W. will be out of office in less than 2 years now. There are probably people out there with Reagan tats that feel kinda foolish right now.
Speaking of contemporary... This reminds me of this old man I know who got a tattoo of telegraph machine when they were the hot thing (his tat also has OMFG written in morse code on it).
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A washing machine? Really?
ReplyDeleteA FARTING DUCK TG £EMJNJCUNTS
ReplyDeleteoh my god the last one on page 6!
ReplyDeletelike honestly what the hell was that person thinking??
the only thing good about this tattoo is you actually have to look at it to realize what it is.
but other than that its by far the worst one on here, besides the clay akien one
i actually love the scribbly one. i think it falls under the 'so bad it's good' category. awesome
ReplyDeleteI thought I was bad With a Four leaf Clover on my piece that says lucky you . But looney toons and a dragon ?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that the guy with the world is done after one of Tom of Finland's drawings...
ReplyDeletethe giant moth terrified me...I have a phobia
ReplyDeleteFor one thing yeah some of these are really bad. But some of these tattoos are very well done. Yeah it might not be the best subject manor but who are you to fucking say anything about it. Yeah it might be dumb to you but not the person. The whole idea of getting a tattoo is to be different. Not get barb wire and tribal bands on our arms. Its giving some artist a bad rap for saying REALLY BAD TATTOOS. Show the really bad ones but leave the good looking weird ones for a different subject.
ReplyDeleteMy tattoo should be on here, it sucks
ReplyDeletea red kiss on my hip outlined in black.
the size of your pinky nail
shitty.
I have never understood why people get sexually explicit tattoos when are they going to show them off?
ReplyDeleteLaughed my arse off, thankyou. just what i needed after a crap day
ReplyDeletelove this site lol. im sure to tell my friends
ReplyDeleteI want to thank you I reciently had a tat done of the hindu God Ganisha and I thought it was awful. But your site gave me confidence and now I realize I can have minimal touch up done and have it be awesome!! the poor choices on this site, good luck!! I dont feel any of them can redeem themselves. this is a great site and I will recommend it to everyone who lacks confidence in there most recient tat!!! thanks again
ReplyDeleteThing is,SOME of these tattoos are really well done, it's just that a lot of us are gonna find the subject matter weird or whatever. But then, some are so bad, you can't do anything but ask "why" "how" and "WTF??!" But anyway, thanks, i had a hell of a laugh.
ReplyDeleteI think number 6 is well done and hawt.
ReplyDeleteThe Last One Is Really Good Actually
ReplyDeletesomeone said something rather intelligent about these tatts - its not like alot of them are badly done but just silly ideas...
ReplyDeleteSure I had a LOL like everyone else, but really to each their own. Maybe they think its the best investment they have ever done?
Maybe it is there because they WANT you to laugh?
Think about that before you sit there and decide that these people are fuckwits.
One of my friends has Nigel Thornberry on his leg and it was the best thing ever - apparently :P
The tatoos on the face will get them a job dealing with the general public, let's say taco bell, at night... if their lucky. I thought I've done some stupid-silly things in my time, guess not.
ReplyDeleteMeat curtains = Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteI give a nod to the people that went through with these tats, I was in a tattoo parlor when some chick came in asking for a cunt with the writing 'if you lick it it will cum' needless to say my artist took time to come up with a really good sketch and the girl never came in.
ReplyDeleteThese are sort of sad.
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Whoever wrote the comments... hilarious. I literally laughed out loud on most of them.
ReplyDeletemost of these people should get a bullet in their foreheads, if there's room
ReplyDeleteI know the kid with the side kick tattoo. I think it has to do with a clothing company he owns. Still funny as hell!
ReplyDeleteI actually kinda like that scribble one...
ReplyDeleteok the crow tattoo was a bad one but no need to dis the film mate!!
ReplyDeleteWhat in the world IS the last tattoo on page six? I can't tell.
ReplyDeleteHEMPULLA ON JÄTTIKYRPÄ!!!!!
ReplyDeleteT: HEMPPU
i think they got the tattoos JUST so we can make fun of them...why else would they get them...point made
ReplyDeleteis that last one what i really think it is?
ReplyDeleteSome of these tats are well done and some could use a touch up. I have seen some pretty cool and awesome tats before. Watch LA Ink for some really cool stuff. As for whether one should get a tat, that's a personal preference. If you don't like your tat, there is laser removal. One should think carefully before getting a tat on their face or head. After all, it does narrow down the career opportunities.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that the people talking trash about people with tattoos are all listed as anonymous. I have 6 tattoos, none of which I regret, and every one has a meaning behind it.
ReplyDeleteAs for the narration. I love it. Thanks for the laughs. I have an idea, if you don't like the narration, change internet pages moron.
To those who are pictured here I can only say: thanks for the smile. Too bad it's a joke that will last forever.
Tina
I'd like to think that there is a story behind the scribble tattoo. Imagine that the man let his four-year old son tattoo him before the son died from leukemia. If something like that is the case, it could be the most amazing tattoo idea I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteI got a tattoo on my stomach that says dick, mind you thats the name i go by
ReplyDeletei agree, some of the tattoos are done very well, just retarded ides. like the sidekick one.
ReplyDeleteMy theory of the washing machine one:
ReplyDelete1. Man wants a tat on his back that says, say, "Invincible Dragon" in Chinese characters.
2. He visits a Chinese friend of his to get him to write it down. Friend is a prankster, so instead of "Invincible Dragon" he writes "Washing Machine" in Chinese.
3. Our hero goes to a tatoo parlor and hands the artist the piece of paper. Turns out the artist can speak Chinese, but is rather befuddled (from breathing in all that ink vapor) so he applies the phrase literally.
4. What other explanation can there possibly be?
I have a friend with a Reagan tatt, not so much a contempory tatt from the 80s but he got it because he liked Reagan, and agreed with his conservative values. Following a conservative idealogy got him off of drugs, welfare, and now he is married and do'ing quite well, to him the tatt is a reminder of what he believes, so you have to wonder what meanings these have to the person, or of course some are just stupid ideas.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why, but the ink pen scribbles made me laugh hysterically. So did the "meat curtains". There's some fucked up people out there!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tattooshopsupply.com For the best in bad tattoo pictures!
ReplyDeleteI really quite like the scribble one. Its great!
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