In my opinion a celebrity tattoo is probably never a good idea, but some are exceptionally bad.
* I'm not going to criticize someone for being a fan of Weird Al but don't you think a T-shirt would suffice?
* I think that the Celine Dion tattoo must have been drawn from memory or something because it barely resembles her.
* Lastly to the person with the Kevin tattoo: Do you realize that you are a super fan of a band that is directed towards 12 year olds and I think they even broke up about 5 years ago. In 20 years people will just assume it's a tattoo of some creepy dude you used to date.
Continuing with the celebrity worship but with a twist.
* Anchorman was an OK movie but definitely not amazing is it really worth this amount of devotion?
* The Mariah Carey Tattoo doesn't even look like the original picture and for some unknown reason they have added things to it.
And in the most bizarre case of celebrity worship... For some fucking reason this person got a tattoo of Angelina Jolie's adopted son Maddox. This completely boggles my mind. Has celebrity obsession actually reached this point? I guess it has. What the fuck has happened to the world.
Do people not realize how short sighted it is to get technology related tattoos.
* I bet the DVD guy has a VHS tattoo on his other leg, a BETAMAX tattoo on one arm and LASERDISC on the other.
* Martha Stewart served what was it a 6 month prison term? Good thing you decided to get a tattoo so the world would never forget how much suffering the billionaire went through in a minimum security prison. You're right it really was a grave human rights tragedy. Hey have you ever heard of Nelson Mandela? Oh OK I didn't think so.
I like to imagine 2 different scenarios relating to Mr. Cool Ice:
1. His friends made up the name purely as a joke and mockingly called him Mr. Cool Ice.
or
2. He came up with the name himself, No one actually calls him that but he constantly refers to himself as Mr. Cool Ice.
both are hilarious in their own right.
check out:
Really Bad Tattoos Part 1
Really Bad Tattoos Part 2
Really Bad Tattoos Part 4
Really Bad Tattoos Part 5
Really Bad Tattoos Part 6
Really Bad Tattoos Part 7
Really Bad Tattoos Part 8
Those are definitely some bad tats! Wow...why anyone would put a celebrity on as a tatoo is beyond me. They have to feel like an ass years later. How could they not?
ReplyDeleteha! thanks for the laugh....
ReplyDeleteI like the look on the guy's face in that last photo - the guy looking at Mr. Cool Ice or whatever. His expression says it all.
and that stupid skull on his back isn't even centered....ugh.
Oh...... My...... Gawd. Is it just me, or do people have no real concept of "eternity"?
ReplyDeleteAs far as faces go, your kid, your mom, your dad, etc. all seem acceptable, because you won't ever really change your mind about those people (at least hopefully)... but fucking celebrities????? Those people get washed out before your tattoo even begins to heal.
I'm dying!! more more more!
ReplyDeleteI love the Linkin Park one. Thats not such a bad tattoo. Lol anyway thanks for making me and my mates laugh!
ReplyDeleteDid anyone notice on the "Save Martha" one that the "its" has no apostrophe? It's meant to be "it is", lol bad grammar plastered on you for the rest of your life!
ReplyDelete...holy crap herders...i find this strangly depressing...esp the really shit celeb ones; i swear i could do a 100% better sketch than that...if i was celine dion i'd be mortified and theyve put at least 30 pound on mariah carey (note the double chin) and as for the last guy...jesus...if his soul ambition is to be known as 'that twat over there, look!' then he must be a v happy man.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Mr. Cool Ice is concerned, it has to be scenario #2 doesn't? There is no way that douchebag has any friends to give him a nickname.
ReplyDeleteWoo! Loving the tattoo's, especially the dragon, thats a good sight, havn't got any tattoo's myself but i'll convince my boyfriend to get a dragon! x Anna
ReplyDeletethe one of Mariah makes her look like a scared, fat Kelly Clarkson. I feel really bad for these people.
ReplyDeleteI thought the Celiene tattoo was Paula Poundstone
ReplyDeleteI thought the "anchorman" tat was Johnny Carson playing that "Art" character from the Tonight Show. Ugh. I have a simple small tattoo on my shoulder that I designed myself. It's familial, personal and I thought about it for years before I did it. Too bad these losers can't say the same.
ReplyDeleteYEAH! IT'S BADASS!!!! JUST LIKE ME
ReplyDeleteActually the Cheeseburger one should be listed under musicians... as its a reference to "Cheeseburger in Paradise"... you know, one of Jimmy Buffet's most popular songs ever??
ReplyDeleteas i always say ... stupidity should hurt *shaking head* there really is no more to say
ReplyDeleteI thought that was Elvis with long hair, until I read the caption that it's Celine Dion.
ReplyDeleteposted by Happy Bunny
ReplyDelete"Not only is the Martha one AWFUL, but it has a grammar mistake too. Fan-fucking-tastic."
posted by Reynard
"Did anyone notice on the "Save Martha" one that the "its" has no apostrophe? It's meant to be "it is", lol bad grammar plastered on you for the rest of your life!"
Actually, much as I would like that to be true, 'it' never receives a possessive apostrophe in that sense, so it is technically correct.
Didn't think there are so many idiots!!! Wow!!! Amazing.
ReplyDeletemr cool ice happens to be the funniest tattoo in existence.
ReplyDeleteFact.
i like to imagine the part 2 explanation the best hehe
To anonymous person re grammar: there should be an apostrophe there, it isn't possessive, it's short for "it is" so therefore you do need an apostrophe.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, great pictures! I'm still worried about the Michael Jackson/Macaulay Culkin one...why did anyone think that was a good idea?
yeah, i agree with the above - lala
ReplyDeletehow about a collection of home made tatts? must be even more hilarious...
ReplyDeleteMr Cool Ice... well what can I say. Is this like the scandanavian version of an english speaking white guy getting japanese words tattooed on them? Japanese characters at least look funky... Mr Cool Ice just isn't... cool.
ReplyDeleteOMG....I almost peed my pants. It just goes to show that Darwin was wrong.
ReplyDeleteIts easy to spot the desperate fat chicks by the, o my god I love the dragon tat. Another tatoo that should have been up there was the one of Steve O from Jackass.
ReplyDeleteA Grammer Lesson:
ReplyDeleteOkay, clearing this up once and for all.
When one says 'it's', this is sort for "it is", just as 'let's' is short for 'let us' and 'should've' is short for 'should have.'
The word 'it' in possesive form never, ever has an apostrophe. example: Its leg, Its arm, and its hand. I don't care if 'it' is your favorite dog that died in a car accident, I don't care if 'it' is your grandmother's favorite handmade pillowcase, I don't care if 'it is your stupid old computer's viruses. Don't use an apostrophe in it unless you mean 'it is.'
Whew, case closed.
A Spelling Lesson:
ReplyDeleteThe above should read "grammar", and "possessive".
Actually, looking at the Martha Stewart tatoo isn't in the posessive: the statement is short for 'It is a good thing', thus requires an apostrophe.
ReplyDelete'Its A Good Thing' means 'A good thing owned by It' which is incorrect.
It should be "It's", not "Its".
ReplyDeleteJust sayin.
Also, yeah, whoah. Some bad tats there. I have a few myself...but they're at least good looking and mean something to me. I don't care what other people think of my tats, cos I like them. But I suppose these people think the same thing.
The 'Groundhog' tat could possibly be a Tasmanian devil, although it wouldn’t make too much difference if it was. Craptastic
ReplyDeleteMr. Cool Ice must have been REALLY annoyed with people forgetting his name
ReplyDelete"What was it again? Mr. Cold Frost?"
"Thats it! I'm getting a TATTOO!"
Mr.Cool Ice, I really am quite speachless.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to see more of him, I found this...
http://cruft.starblind.net/bad_tattoos/coolice/zakarias-nowak_mrcoolice.mpg
Not only did Mr. Cool Ice get his "name" tattooed on him, he got it SEVEN TIMES OVER! Chest, abs, back, both biceps, and also on the tops of his hands, it appears! And what the hell is up with the sunglasses tattoo on the back of his head? I find most of these extremely depressing.
ReplyDeleteMy own tattoos are meaningful to me. One is a tribute to my father, and the other is a Goomba. You know, from Mario Bros. Explanation, as I know it's nessicarry: Videogames shaped me and defined my world as I was growing up, and they still do today as I work in the videogame industry.
yes some tattoos are pretty bad but shut up about most of them. you said at the top that you dont have anything "against" people with tattoos but it sure seems like it. i dont like you.
ReplyDeleteLOL BETAMAX
ReplyDeletethanx fo da laugh sir
The thing which puzzles me is whether any of the tattooists responsible for these ridiculous images have a licence, or any experieince... or even a conscience?
ReplyDeleteWow. I really hope Mr. Cool Ice just got drunk and fell asleep and had a friend go crazy with a sharpie marker..
ReplyDeleteI fucking love people. I lolled so hard when I saw the DVD one and the MySpace.com one.
ReplyDeleteOh god.
People are great.
LMFAO HELL YES I LOVE PEOPLE OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE LEGENDS.
ReplyDeleteI laughed bigly at the myspace one. Who was that guy? Was it like Tom who set up myspace or something??
ReplyDeleteAnd the rest of them are complete dumbasses.
I felt actually sick when I saw the guy with food tatooed on his head.
Bleaugh.
Hmmmm I find your mocking of my Mr.Cool Ice tatoos very offensive!!!!!!!.
ReplyDeleteCan you not see how cool I am !!!
LOOK Its written on me^^^^^
Thus I'm Mr.Cool Ice and not you !!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
So long losers
Chris Tight
is that monica lewinski as a native american?
ReplyDeleteMR COOL ICE.. man he must be cool.
ReplyDeleteafter all.. he is cool as ice.
IQ > 1.
You left out the story behind the Weird Al tat. The guy wanted and got an autograph from his favorite artist, Weird Al, in sharpie and was so jazzed about it he went and had it inked in at the local tat shop.
ReplyDeleteAl
Arf! Not only hilariously bad tats, but an argument over grammar! Pedants everywhere unite!
ReplyDeleteWow, Mr cool ice is the freakin man.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, isn't "Cool Ice" a little redundant? Isn't ice cool already? I guess "Mr. Ice" or "Mr. Cool" were already taken.
ReplyDeleteIt would appear that "Mr Cool Ice" has a Room Temperature IQ...
ReplyDeleteMan, you had me cracked up there, I'm inspired, I'm inspired NOT to get a tat.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to link back to this at stuff n things if you don't mind.
Thanks for the laugh!
S
Ok,whatever woman says she does not like the penis tattoo.....hhhmmmm,interesting,and not all can say they have been there!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, most of the tattoos pictured are horrendous. Some of them are actually really well done, though. I guess that's the problem with someone who doesn't understand something attempting to write about it--making an ass of oneself.
ReplyDeleteOk, some of the tattoos I get and some....well....words fail me.
ReplyDeleteThe tattoo of the cheseburger with the palm tree is probably a Jimmy Buffett fan, and is in honor of his song "Cheeseburger In Paradise".
But now, "Mr. Cool Ice" has no friends and was called that as a joke, which he thought someone was being kind....what a looser!!!!!
And the dragon......I don't think there is enough drugs on the planet for anyone I know to do that to themselves.......although it's very interesting to look at.
HAHAHA, Myspace is everywhere. All of the net, tv, you meet someone and instead of giving a phone number, "Oh, my screename's such and such on Myspace." Seriously, a tattoo?! Wow....gotta love these dumbasses!
ReplyDeleteActually from what i've read, you are not required to be erect for a male genital tattoo...
ReplyDeletefrom http://tattoo.about.com/cs/beginners/a/embar_faq.htm
I am thinking about getting a tattoo on my penis. Do I have to be erect for them to do this?
My friend (tattoo artist and piercer) Gerry answers this one with, "[It] does not have to be hard (erect). However, it does need to be stretched taut; the method being left to the imagination." So, what he means is that the artist, who will no doubt (and had better be) experienced in this kind of tattoo will do whatever is necessary to keep the skin tight for a good, clean tattoo. It is not necessary for you to do, or worry about, anything.
look how scared the guy thats lookin at Mr Cool Ice is, maby it's because he's halfway through getting his own tat done. (bottom right corner pic 2)
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha Ha !!!
ReplyDeleteThe pecker/dragon tattoo is the best, but I guess if you’re hung like an infant, then self mutilation is the best option.
Just thought you might like to see this? He also has photos of a tattoo he had removed...
ReplyDeleteSTEVE-O Here: I am putting together a coffee table book of the World's most regrettable tattoos. If yours should be included in this book, send a picture of it to my TV show producers: www.steveovideo.com.
Before:
http://www.break.com/index/bb821.html
After:
http://www.break.com/index/bb822.html
Did anyone else notice that the tattoos on Mr. Cool ICE's arms are upside down? Could this possibly be so that they are the right way up when HE looks at them? Has anyone ever seen such a blatant display of lamery before in their life? This is worse than the dragon cock, which at least looks kinda cool, despite the ridiculous amount of pain he must have gone through to get it. Someone else mentioned that he might be the Scandinavian equivalent of an English person getting stupid Japanese characters tattooed on them that they don't understand - I swear that's the case. And I believe he made it up himself and nobody calls him that except when they are mocking his tattoos. But then again, I am his mortal enemy, Mr. Hot STEAM.
ReplyDeleteAlso, despite being completely ridiculous, that picture of Angelina Jolie's adopted son is a very fine piece of artwork. The tattooist is probably quite accomplished and was probably crying when his obvious talents were devoted to such rubbish.
Oh, and for whoever mentioned it, I think Mr. Cool ICE is one of those fuckheads that wears his sunglasses behind his head, sort of backwards on his ears, so tattooing that there is like having a hammer painted on your wall so you know where to put it in your toolshed. Did that make sense?
Oh, and the skeleton on his front side is in a remarkably camp pose, doesn't anyone else think so? Perhaps he actually is gay and did that on purpose. That'd be fine if it wasn't for the rest of it.
Oh, and someone posted this link, it needs to be seen to be believed.
http://badgas.co.uk/griffnut/back_tattoo.jpg
I actually think that's kinda cool in its own way, despite the obvious subject matter.
Oh, and by the way, tattoos = ftw.
Just not when retards get them.
Then you have THESE tattoos..
There should be laws against this sort of thing..
Anyway, keep searching for more, this collection was brilliant.
A fishhook wreathed in flame? A FISHHOOK WREATHED IN FLAME? This mind fucking boggles.
ReplyDeleteI think the Celine Dion one looks just like Celine Dion, which is another good reason why it shouldn't be used for a tat. Ugly woman.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny cause I don't know them!!
ReplyDeleteMaddox's (or whatever his name is) tattoo is really well done, especially comparing to other horrible celebrity tattoos here. Still, sick!
ReplyDeleteI actually love the spider web tattoo on the guy's palm. Maybe it's me, but it looks reealy good.
i think the spiders on the hand is done soooo well, however i have another idea on the ice guy.. i think maybe he has his own ice delivery business lol
ReplyDeleteJust so you know, being a Harry Potter fan doesn't equal being underage. My 63-year-old mum-in-law LOVES Harry Potter, and so do I. Not that either of us have a tattoo of the subject...
ReplyDeleteThe thing that troubles me the most is that NO tattoo artist is obliged to perform a tattoo on a person if he/she chooses not to....... Maybe I'm wrong but I can't help but think that the tattooists responsible for some of these abominations should be charged with the equivalent of selling a loaded handgun to a blind retard, or a power saw with no safety guard to an elderly deaf unilateral amputee with narcolepsy and Parkinsons disease.
ReplyDeleteI apologise if I am going overboard here but FUCK ME!!!!!! These tattoo "artists" must be in DIRE need of some crack to agree to inking that shit in. Disgraceful in the most profound way.
OTOH....I have tatt's and love them to bits but I'm sure some people have seen em and thought" What a fucking pill-squeezer"!
I just hope I don't end up on this site!! Love and cuddles
Luke, Australia
Every body calm down about the It's and Its on the Martha tat...the man can go and add the apostrophe later...when he has more time. As of that moment, the man was drunk, on drugs and totally screwed up the ass...I mean, why else would he put it on there in the first place...?....so chill. Peace...
ReplyDeletefunny ass shit at first glance. First thought that comes to mind when i see what these people have done to the one suit of skin they have is just gosh they're really gonna kick themselves when they return to their normal SOC. But now that i think about it i remember that there are some seriously funny working minds out there and you've kind of got a right to ink yourself in ridiculous patterns so long as it doesn't affect other people TOO much. And besides, it's not like it affects you in a bad way, it just cracks me the fuck up. Don't think of it as visual polution, that's just being anul about somebody you don't even know's pesonal choice in decoration, just think of it as a free laugh riot. And besides there's got to be some really expensive really painful way to get them off.
ReplyDeletemr cool ice is a funny funny guy
ReplyDeleteSome really bad tattoos.
ReplyDeleteThis is why if your ever ever gonna get one,, you have to be sure its on something your reeeeeally not gonna change your mind about.
Mine are both memorials of my dad. I'm not going to stop missing him,, and hell if I ever do what them removed,, chances are by then tattoos wont even be permenant.
x
Pogo is a brand of corn dog in Canada. There are other countries besides the U.S.
ReplyDeleteOh come on. Some of these tats are awful shiny. PLEASE let's hope they are the stick on kind. If not, well, I guess I'll go ahead and revel in this schadenfreude I'm feeling.
ReplyDeletei'm kind of scared of the mariah carey tattoo. it seems like some type of creepy-obsessive-stalker-fantasy tattoo.
ReplyDeleteThat Mariah tattoo is just bad. If they wouldn't have held pic up I would have sworn up and down it was Kelly CLarkson...I don't know maybe its just me.
ReplyDeletei really hope mr cool ice isnt fronting n thats real. if it is i belive him to be a genius n possibly the best candidate for president.. if not at least a highly sought after celebrity or public figure.
ReplyDeletei loved th dick tattoos and i loved mr.cool ice that was an awesome tat but never put a celeb on ur body its wrong because its most likely no1 is going to know those people in 10 years. u have to b fucking guy to get a celeb on ur body.
ReplyDeleteAs for the Mr. Cool Ice tattooed guy... I'm surprised nobody else has posited this, but maybe those tats don't refer to him. Perhaps he has gotten those tattoos as a tribute to the real "Mr. Cool Ice", whoever that may be.
ReplyDeleteI really doubt that's the case, but hey, it's possible right?
And whatever his rationale for getting inked, one thing is for sure: those tats are getting that dude a shitload of attention, which is obviously what he's going for.
to mr or ms anonydumass who states that people who have tattoos are pricks, you must really want one and are too stupyd to realize it's, prick.
ReplyDeleteoh my lord mr. cool ice is my hero
ReplyDeletethat takes guts
I'm pretty sure the DVD and Myspace ones are temporary henna tattoos. I've done some of those and that's what they end up looking like - dark black with a bit of shine to them at first.
ReplyDeleteJAZZY JAZZ.
ReplyDeleteabout the Maddox (angelina's adopted son) tattoo: the person said he wanted a tattoo that represented a fun and free life and he said that photo of Maddox was the perfect representation
ReplyDelete[continued]...so it wasnt a "FAN" thing
ReplyDelete"Mr. Cool Ice" is the funniest one in my opinion. He actually looks like the type of dude that would constantly refer to himself as "Mr. Cool Ice".
ReplyDeleteAnd is it just me, or does Mr Cool Ice sound like the name of a barely known, crappy, white rapper from the 80s?
somewhere on the internet is that maddox tattoo with a very detailed description of why they got that as a tat. it is because he found the pic of maddox to be very inspirational.
ReplyDeleteYeah, most of these are absolutely insane. But I gotta say, the kid with the MySpace tat--isn't that Tom, the guy who CREATED MySpace? I'm pretty sure it is, and if so, then I definitely love that ink on him. I mean, it made the kid famous and rich, I'm pretty sure he won't be forgetting the website any time soon, whether it ever closes down or not.
ReplyDeleteThe Celine Dion Tat looks like that comedian Paula Poundstone. Maybe it is her lol
ReplyDeleteSee, I came up with my own nickname as well. Difference is, it's the first three letters of my name (different pronunciation) and everyone actually refer to me as Kai.
ReplyDeleteI highly doubt that guy's friends (in the case that he actually has any) call him 'Mr. Cool Ice'.
I mean "Hey Mr. Cool Ice, you wanna go catch a movie?" seems pretty stupid, and worse than that, what do the ladies call him?
"Oh, oh yes, faster Mr. Cool Ice, faster!"
In a german interview Mr. Cool Ice was on he explained the reason behind the name mr cool ice.... "Because Mr. Cool always seemed ... rather cool to me, and ice because I really love Vanilla Ice, so I added the word ice."
ReplyDeleteNo shit.
anchor man is an INCREDIBLE movie, you twat
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