you and your stupid goggles

I saw a terrble movie today....Chronicles of Riddick Bullshit starring Vin Trash Bin Diesel. What a stupid pointless waste of time. It looked like a sequel to Battlefield Earth but with a tenth of the entertainment value. yeah.

Things I dont understand Part 1

I dont understand...

-how that show corner gas is still on the air
-peoples fascination with lindsey lohan, paris hilton and jessica/ashlee simpson
-how the band that wrote "heart of the sunrise" also wrote "owner of a lonely heart
-why you cant get frankenberry in Canada
-people who think CGI looks good

dont bother me on thursday night

Cadbury burnt almond bars are absolute shit, I decided to try one because it was the only one of the cadbury family I hadn't tried, that's $1.39 that I'll never have back.
American Idol is back on and despite the protests from every "indie rock" fibre of my body I am thoroughly enjoying it again. The early episodes are the best not to watch the "bad" singers get insulted but to actually watch them. Its to bad most of them are jaded into thinking that they would make some sort of pop idol because they would be amazing if they embraced their odd voices and wrote their own stuff. I find it funny because if any one of my favorite singers went on that show they would get ripped to shreds but just because you don't have a typical good voice doesn't mean that you cant write or create a beautiful and moving song.
All that being said the good singers (that get it) can move you by singing a classic song in their own style, Fantasia was good at that.

livin' on Monopoly and Premium Plus

I have come to the decision that Monopoly is best played when you play it 100% by the rules....none of this land on free parking get $500 bullshit, no land on Go and get $400 bullshit, no paying into the middle, and when someone doesn't want to buy a property it goes up for auction...literally no fucking around.....it works out for a much better game....it does work best when you play it on a computer so the comp can deal with all the bullshit....it is hard to negotiate trades with computer based characters though.....They're too fucking logical....its harder to dupe them.

one other thing...I want to make a t-shirt with a picture of the monopoly guy in jail.....That's funny to me.

transmission

launching the psychic satellite

optic nerve

this has been fucking with my head....in the picture below the middle interlocking piece is the same colour in both pictures.....you may think its impossible but if you cover the rest of the pic up so you can only see that part it will all come clear.

the clone wars

SAN FRANCISCO -- Baba Ganoush, left, plays with her cloned sibling Tabouli. The cloned kittens are the first two cats cloned by chromatin transfer, a new cloning technology developed by Genetic Savings & Clone, a pet gene banking and cloning company, who produced the kittens as a precursor to production of the first batch of cat clones for the public. It will cost $50,000 to have your cat cloned.

That Damon from Boston....Not Johnny but Matt

I used to say "Im not a big fan of Matt Damon but he's in two of my favourite movies". those movies being Good Will Hunting and Rounders, but I saw him interviewed today and he was actually a straight up dude, none of the hollywood shit just an actor who wants to be an actor. I dont know the purpose of this entry.

I bought new shoes today <----- thats the purpose.

I dont consider myself to be brand loyal or to be a shill for any product or company but I bought a specific brand of shoes at least a year and half ago ( I wish that I had kept track of when I had bought them ) anyway they have been the most durable shoes Ive ever had. I walk over 10km a day so the amount of wear I do to a pair of shoes is at least 10 times the average person...anyway the last pair of shoes have lasted all this time until the soles wore down ( I feel a good pair of shoes lasts until the soles wear down without any of the stitching coming undone). So today I went back to the shoe store where I got the shoes and dug out the last remaining pair that they had of the same shoes...and now I will know exactly how long they last because of this stupid pointless post.

now im listening to the classics of love

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Leave Alone

This is the text in a spam message I recieved today....W3F

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its actually almost like abstract poetic genius...I like the part about "destroy satisfied bird" and the ending is great "exciting profession bread living" I think what we all hope for in life is an exciting profession bread living.