Ask Dr. Bright part 3

Dr. Bright answers the burning questions that the world is asking. Using Google's "predictive search string" feature I have gathered the most commonly searched questions following the query "Why do I c...."

1-2:. The reason you cry so easily is directly related to your salt craving.  You consume far too much sodium and your body is having trouble expelling the excess amounts.  It is literally seeping out of every one of your orifices. If you continue down this path you will start to wake up with about a half cup of course salt granules in your mouth or on your pillow.

3. Why Do I Cough: I'm sure that you've heard the old tale that you swallow 4 spiders in your sleep each year.  This is untrue. You actually inhale 4 spiders in your sleep each year.  There is a 90% chance the cough is caused by spider webs 10% chance that you eat too much dairy.

4. Why Do I Crave Sugar: You crave sugar because you eat too much salt.

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