Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Why Coke is better than Pepsi (The same reason that the Ramones are better than modern day punk)

To many the following will seem completely trivial and pointless, but this is the kind of shit that fills my brain. These are the kinds of thoughts that are a product of a media soaked lifestyle. Some people probably couldn't care less about the difference between Coke and Pepsi. I on the other hand have always cared about these minor details. Complacency has never been an option. I'm sure that there are also people out there who couldn't care less about the difference between The Beatles and the Rolling Stones or 50 cent and Run DMC but to people who care to look into it the differences are huge. I should add that when I go into a restaurant and order a Coke and they say is Pepsi alright I will never never say yes. I will invariably order something else.

Coca Cola and the Ramones burst onto the scene in much the same vain, they were fresh, original, exciting,and filled with cocaine. In time both cleaned up their ways but still maintained their hard and energy fueled edge. They were originators
in their respective fields and by all accounts perfected the recipe in which they set to create.

over the next few years both Coca Cola and the Ramones secured their position around the world as more than just an American brand/band but as true Icons of American culture. During their career the Ramones were much more popular outside of North
America than they were in their homeland. Coca Cola became the most recognizable and known brand on planet earth. Why was this? People from all different countries and cultures flocked to them to experience just a little bit of the American way. If for only in a small way it connected them with American culture. But why else? Well they offered a good product.

As with all good things they are imitated (but never duplicated). For Coke there was Pepsi and for the Ramones there is today's modern day mainstream punk rock* .What do these followers have in common? They are both sugary sweet renditions of the originals (also losing the edge), they have obviously tried to lift the iconography of the originals, and they cater themselves directly to the youth (or feeling youthful) market.

Too sugary sweet:
The bottom line is Pepsi is nothing more than a third rate Coke clone (2nd rate would be RC cola) it tastes horrible, its as if they said lets make something like coke but with 3 times the sugar. To me it honestly tastes no better than the generic brand of cola any and every supermarket produces. As for losing its edge Pepsi has never even had and edge. There is something compelling about drinking a soft drink that was once laced with an illicit substance. Even though it has long since been removed we still know that Coke was once "slumming it" for real. In a three legged cauldron no less.

Modern day punk rock is the same way. It is a candy coated, sugar filled version of what punk rock is supposed to be. Sure the Ramones played punk music that was poppy but they certainly didn't play pop music that was punky. There IS a difference. The difference is in terms of motivation . Modern punk has no edge. The Ramones weren't just writing songs about Forest Hills Queens, Sniffing Glue and shooting heroin. They were living it. Suburban kids certainly don't know what it's like living in the city or what it's like carrying a $50 mosrite in a shopping bag on the subway to rehearsal. You simply don't have the same motivations if you drive to band practice in your parents SUV with your brand new Les Paul in the back.

Attempted Iconography:
It is fairly easy to see that Pepsi recognized and tried to bolster Cokes status as an American Icon. You really need to look no further than the fact that Pepsi chose Red White and Blue as their packaging choice. The problem is they missed the point you cant just slap the colors of the flag on your product and expect to be viewed as something.

Modern day punk in the same way slaps on all the punk rock packaging yet they forgot one important detail. The clothes don't make the music and beneath it all there needs to be some substance. Modern punk really represents nothing. The Ramones stood for something (even if they weren't overtly political). If nothing else they were honest and real and even without a political agenda that IS something. They weren't listening to punk records. They were defining the genre.

Focus on youth culture:
Pepsi's Marketing tactic has always been clear. Sell to the youth. Just look at their slogans throughout history (The choice of a new generation, Be Young, Have fun, Drink Pepsi, Generation Next etc) It is easy to sell your product if you focus entirely on youth because for the most part your market is naive and doesn't have a refined palette (which is good if your product tastes like shit). Pepsi has always tried to sell an idea rather than a product. If you are selling to the youth it is an easy market to manipulate. Young children don't understand the concept of advertising and think that commercials are public service announcements and tweens-teens are heavily influenced by peer pressure. And once they have these ideas firmly planted in peoples minds years down the road they can re-sell them on the product claiming it will make them feel young again. Clever marketing yes. Evidence of a good product NO.

Modern Day Punk. I hardly find it necessary to go into the details of how this genre is marketed to the youth because it is so clearly evident. It is marketed the exact same way that Pepsi is. The difference with the Ramones is that yes they appealed to the youth but they also appealed to music fans as well. This is very important and shows the mark of a good band. (you may be saying hey why cant the youth be music fans? I am referring to people who are fans of any and all genres of music and not just "fad fans". To be a music fan you have to be open minded to the whole spectrum of music. If you are the type of person who says "I only listen to punk rock" Then you most likely aren't a fan of music. You are just probably trying to fit into one specific sub-culture. This has nothing to do with being a true fan of music. (I say "probably" and "most likely" only because there is a minimal chance that someone out there has been truly open minded to every genre of music known to man but by some freak occurrence they only like one specific type))

In closing I should say that these sugar coated imitators aren't all bad we can at least give them credit for reminding us just how good the originals really are by comparison.

*yes there are punk bands of today that are making real, honest and exciting music but I am focusing on the one's who have floated to the top, the one's on the radio and in the magazines Mostly the bands who have co-opted the punk rock image and or ideals such as Good Charlotte, New found Glory, Sum 41 and Avril Lavine etc.

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18 comments:

  1. Yet ANOTHER parallel: I painted the Road to Ruin album cover on the back of my jean jacket in 1985 (Junior year of high school). The same year, I was allowed to go into NYC with my friends (without parental supervision) and ran into Joey, Dee Dee, and Johnny on 12th and Broadway. Later, while living in the East Village (NYC) Joey and I ate breakfast at the same haunt (Veselka's). And, finally, just as I was about to hang up my cameras and put my photography career to bed in order to start a teaching career, my lifetime dream of having a photo in Rolling Stone was realized in the form of a Joey shrine left in front of CBGB's the day after he died.

    So, needless to say, I agree with you 100% that today's 'punk' bands aren't really punk. But, I will say this: I once asked Joey what he thought of Green Day and he said he thought they were a good punk band and was glad that punk was finally getting it's due. Go figure. Billy Joe is baskin' in the cash that should've been Joey's all along. Such is life.

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  2. Hi Dee..I have linked to this post on my latest post (in the comments section). :)

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  3. Green Day are a good punk band, IMO. Nothing to do with the likes of Sum 41, Blink 182, Good Charlotte, New Found Glory, etc.

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  4. Anonymous3:55 PM

    i dont think anyone could have put it any better.
    the reason i dont like pepsi is the taste (obviously) and they always try to put coke down in their commercials, they should play it fair and try to beat coke by inventing something that tastes better instead of bashing it.

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  5. Anonymous11:52 AM

    Pepsi is way better, no doubt.

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  6. Anonymous10:52 PM

    I like the Ramones, and I love Coke!

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  7. Anonymous3:40 PM

    Joey is definately the modern day Buddha.

    i think im going to go buy me a coke after reading this. haha

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  8. Anonymous8:09 PM

    Well, to put it straight Coca Cola and Pepsi are pretty much identical twins. The only difference is the label you read.

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  9. Anonymous8:10 PM

    Well, to put it straight Coca Cola and Pepsi are pretty much identical twins. The only difference is the label you read.

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  13. Anonymous5:09 PM

    i think Americans are known for their bad taste for food & drinks, unlike their great taste for good music though... anyone who can taste the difference between piss and champagne will agree with me that pepsi is way better than coke!

    i love the Ramones and i love Pepsi, because of it's great taste and because i hate the stupid ten years old merry christmas coke commercial that appears on my tv screen every year!

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  14. Anonymous10:36 AM

    I completely agree. Pepsi is too fucking sweet, although I do enjoy at the movies, it's sugariness seems to go better with butter popcorn and candy. One of my million pet peeves is the Pepsi advert in which the Pepsi vending machine stays there while the Coke machine is new over and over, and being upgraded to a different cover. The ad ends with "Pepsi: same great taste" or some bullshit like that. The thing that annoyed me was a) how many buttons are on that machine? Like 10? So obviously the delicious coke machine has the original, diet, zero, cherry, lime...whatever! They have a zillion different flavours and types, why is that a bad thing? You can always get an original or diet coke. Stupid Pepsi is busy brainwashing people with pop stars, Coke is focusing on their actual product. Anwyays, Pepsi is pethetic, and one of the reasons why is that their diet pepsi tastes like vagina. Worse! Rainbow kitten flower cupcake smoothies...how much sugar is in that? Good Lord! They, unlike coke, only seem to have a few flavours, like "blue" wtf is pepsi blue...wtf?

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  15. Anonymous2:12 PM

    i only read 4 paragraphs of this because i wanted to point out that you are off your rocker with this half baked idea/concept.
    Pepsi is better.

    You will never understand punk.

    You are sick and i pray for your soul.

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  16. Pepsi:
    Ok, so as of right now, Pepsi has its little refresh project to give back to the community. Pepsi was the reason Michael Jackson died. (Well, they caused it. I mean, they did burn his scalp up, causing him to be prescribed pain medications, using them daily, and dying from an intentional overdose by that freakin' DR. MUR--. I'm sorry. Got a little to heated.) And, most of all, why would you want to name a soda after an enzyme found in the stomach (pepsin). That's just gay, Pepsi(n). :P Pepsi is a Coke clone, a grade A Coke hata fusho...

    Coke:
    The god of carbonated beverages. Thank you John Pemberton for creating such a marvelous product. (I love you.) Anyway, don't judge me because I've been to the Coca-Cola Factory in ATL twice commonly known as "the happiness factory." And Pepsi, Coke does community service projects too like Operation Grass Roots and My Coke Rewards to improve the schools. (Yeah, you heard right, Pepsi.)

    Coca-Cola is the most commonly consumed carbonated beverage in the WORLD. It comprises 42.7% of soda consumed to Pepsi's 30.8%. (15% is consumed by my grandma alone. lol)

    Coke has a polar bear, the gentle giant, as a mascot. Pepsi has a poke-ball.
    Coke created the common image of Santa Claus in the red suit. Pepsi doesn't believe...

    I think my point has been proven.
    Long live the true soda, Coco-Cola.

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  17. Anonymous6:23 PM

    I agree with you!

    I'm not huge into punk rock but just focusing on the soda aspect, Coke beats Pepsi hands down.

    I hate those commercials were they have a "blind taste test" and the person says the Pepsi is better without realizing.

    Sorry, I KNOW Coke from Pepsi, I have done a real blind taste test and there is no comparison.

    The biggest difference, to me, is that Coke has a satisfying burn where as Pepsi tastes like they took a Coke and left it out over night, watered it down and threw on their own label.

    Coke > Pepsi!

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