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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Really Bad Tattoos Part 8

The Nerd/Geek Tat edition

Windows Vs Mac: Its a good thing these guys got the tats because its not like we see those logos enough on a day to day basis

Sega Vs. Nintendo: an old rivalry but I guess Nintendo won that one

Binary Tats: These tats actually have to be admired for their absurd level of nerdiness. I mean what percentage of the population even knows what binary is let alone would know how to translate it. The first one says Laura and the second says geek. (just to clarify I don't actually know how to translate binary. I just used one of those online things)

there's something about programming language tats.

To be honest I actually kinda like these ones and are only included here as a part of the theme. I would much rather see a girl with video game tattoos than a lot of the other bullshit out there and I'm not even sure why because I haven't even really played video games since the 16 bit generation.

Check out:
Really Bad Tattoos Part 1
Really Bad Tattoos Part 2
REally Bad Tattoos Part 3
Really Bad Tattoos Part 4
Really Bad Tattoos Part 5
Really Bad Tattoos Part 6
Really Bad Tattoos Part 7

Monday, June 25, 2007

Really Bad Tattoos Part 7

The Celebrity and Product Edition

Companies spend millions and millions of dollars to try and get their logos tattooed on our brains and some people literally get the logos tattooed on their bodies. Unbelievable.

This tat is much scarier than the movie the Shining.

The year 2077:
Kid: Hey Grandpa whats this tattoo you have?
Old man: Thats Britney Spears.
Kid: Who?
Old man: She was a famous pop singer 70 years ago, but this tattoo is a joke.
Kid: I don't get it?
Old man: Well, there was a week in 2006 when she went crazy... it was in all the newspapers and she SHAVED HER HEAD!! Also one of her hit songs was called "Oops I did it again". So I combined the two.
Kid: Your jokes are stupid..... Whats a newspaper?

Jesus Loves you but he hates your shitty tattoo.

Check out:
Really Bad Tattoos Part 1
Really Bad Tattoos Part 2
REally Bad Tattoos Part 3
Really Bad Tattoos Part 4
Really Bad Tattoos Part 5
Really Bad Tattoos Part 6
Really Bad Tattoos Part 8

Monday, March 12, 2007

Really Bad Tattoos Part 6

Yesterday I read an article about a mechanic who had a car fetish in which he would literally have sex with the cars he worked on. He also had an online community devoted to this fetish and claimed that there were over 500 members. This has nothing to do with the above tattoos I just wanted to mention it

I love doing laundry and I think I always will. TIME TO GET A TATTOO!!!

These 3 are so ridiculous that I actually kind of like them. Do you think when the tattoo artist finished the woman tat he took a step back and said to himself "Another job well done". Also when I first saw the "Fuck the World" tattoo I literally laughed out loud.

Contemporary political statements don't make for the best tattoo choices, I mean George W. will be out of office in less than 2 years now. There are probably people out there with Reagan tats that feel kinda foolish right now.

Speaking of contemporary... This reminds me of this old man I know who got a tattoo of telegraph machine when they were the hot thing (his tat also has OMFG written in morse code on it).

bad joke

Check out:
Really Bad Tattoos Part 1
Really Bad Tattoos Part 2
REally Bad Tattoos Part 3
Really Bad Tattoos Part 4
Really Bad Tattoos Part 5
Really Bad Tattoos Part 7
Really Bad Tattoos Part 8

Monday, November 27, 2006

Really Bad Tattoos Part 5

are those the floor plans to a house? Or am I missing something? Maybe the low budget version of Prison Break?

I wonder what Freud would say about this image. Woman on top, Sausage on the bottom. Transsexual desires?

One thing is for sure. A tattoo will definitely make you more BAD ASS!

A couple of monster chest pieces. I dont really get the deal with the zombie James Brown (from his mugshot pic) and the butterfly/moth, is it really necessary to make it 20 times actual size?

Tattoos directly on your face seem to always work out really well. It looks like "the Dude's" was done by a first time tattoo artist, probably his buddy. I think its funny to imagine that his buddy had done D-U-D and then refused to do the E.

Why?

You know, I always thought that the tazmanian devil/looney toons tattoos were really over done but its nice to see someone put a fresh spin on the whole idea.

Check out:
Really Bad Tattoos Part 1
Really Bad Tattoos Part 2
REally Bad Tattoos Part 3
Really Bad Tattoos Part 4
Really Bad Tattoos Part 6
Really Bad Tattoos Part 7
Really Bad Tattoos Part 8

Monday, July 03, 2006

Really Bad Tattoos Part 4

Sulu really seems to be forcing a smile for this one. This tat looks like it was made with ink
from a crayola marker (I've never seen a tat so faded).