2. Why Do I Bruise so Easily: The reason you bruise easily is because you are what we call in the medical community a "wimp" also known colloquially as a "pussy". Its probably not your fault as I'm sure you come from a long lineage of pussies.
3. Why Do I Burp So Much: The reason you burp too much is because you have no class. This can be solved by attending weekly etiquette classes.
4. Why Do I Bleed When I Poop: I'm sorry to say this is quite serious and can only result from 3 things.
- You have swallowed a shard of glass and it is slowly tearing your insides apart.
- You have become host to a violent parasite and it is quickly tearing your insides apart.
- Someone you love is poisoning you and your heart is bleeding excessively (not as a result of the poison but as a result of the betrayal. This all works on a subconscious level)
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