Monday, December 05, 2005

Redneck Recipes

I truly want to start a website devoted to the most diabolically unhealthy and trashy recipes known to man. Don't get me wrong I like quality food. I worked for several years in the food industry and made my fair share of fancy shit. But I've always been intrigued by the dark side of food. I don't even necessarily want to eat it I just like coming up with the ideas. You may remember my idea for KFP or Kentucky Fried Pizza. Well here are some others.


shepherds Pie Mark II or Poutine Extreme
This one is fairly simple you make up the mix for shepherds pie (which is basically ground beef, onions, corn, carrots etc.) but instead of topping it with mashed potatoes you top it with French fries (which have been deep fried first) then top with cheese and gravy.


Wendy's Triple Burger Cubed Plus One or the Beef Highrise
With 4200 calories, 190 g of fat, 9000 mg of sodium this burger is sure to become a favorite. You actually don't have to wait until it is released you can build your own by buying 10 classic singles. (throw all of the veg except for 1 serving but save the mayo).


Subway's All Monsters Attack Sub or Pig vs. Cow vs. Chicken vs. Turkey vs. Fish vs. Crab vs. Lobster vs. Octopus vs. Your bowels
In some places you can just ask for the all monsters attack sub but some places are out of the loop so you may have to explain. Cold cut combo asst. meat, turkey, ham, bacon, chicken, steak on white with double cheese and mayo plus whatever sauces you fancy the whole sub is then rolled up in a wrap with tuna and seafood salad in between.






Hot Dog wrapped in Cinnamon Bun
Do yourself a favor and get a package of Pillsbury cinnamon buns and package of hotdogs and make up these treats. Is it dinner? Is it dessert? Is it delicious? The answer to all three is up to you














Kraft Dinner
Instructions on box.











more to come...

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8 comments:

  1. I LOVE the hot dog in a cinnabun. I suppose since I'm vegetarian I could just substitute the 'real'hotdog with a 'fake' one, no?

    And, I have the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese box beat: When I was in art school I used to eat the 4/$1.00 'econo-buy' macaroni and cheese because the Kraft brand was too expensive. Come to think of it, the Kraft macaroni and cheese would be pretty good with a 'fake' hotdog and fries....yum!

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  2. hot dogs and cinnamon rolls? gross!! lol, there's no way that can possibly taste good together!

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  3. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
    Surfed here through blog clicker today !!

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  4. Anonymous4:07 AM

    i tried them all and loved them.

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  5. Anonymous12:08 PM

    I'm sure Wendy's will come out with that burger soon. Here's another gross recipe, bad for you but not necessarily as bad as the ones you listed:
    Fruity Pebbles cereal & Tang

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  6. What's wrong with those? I would totally eat them. The more food the merrier.

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  7. That burger made my heart stop ... and not in a good way!

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  8. Anonymous6:33 AM

    shepherds pie is made of lamb (ie, what shepherds herd) beef= cottage pie
    sorry I am terribly pedantic

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