Tiger in pictures

Over the holidays (on Christmas day to be exact) My families cat "Tiger" died. He was between 12 and 15 (we arent exactly sure). He was a good cat so I dug up a few photos.

a couple of norms and a couple of double exposures.

Worst Candy Bars Ever

I just saw "The Chronicles of Narnia" and when the one kid first meets the Ice queen she says she can make him anything in the world he wants to eat. For some bizarre reason he chooses a big plate of turkish delight. That vile red tastebud poison that fills a Big Turk bar.


Lets face it a Sweet Marie bar is nothing more than the poor mans Oh Henry bar.


Bounty is truly one of the worst. It has spawned my hatred for coconut.


I bought a burnt almond on a whim because it was the only bar in the cadbury line that I hadn't tried. I was truly disappointed. I should have expected a bar with the word "burnt" in the title to be terrible.


This piece of crap doesn't even have chocolate in it. Molasses and peanuts. Its the candy bar that looks the same pre and post digestion.


I've actually never had one of these but personally I wont eat something with a name like that.

Baywatch Memories

Found this pic on awfulplasticsurgery.com. Remember that kid who played Hasselhoff's son Hobie on Batwatch? Well this is him now. I find it strange that he's only 25 yet he looks like a washed up 45 year old european pop star.

When bodies become weather

I've been neglecting writing and updating this site. This is not a conscious decision but for some reason the winter leaves me uninspired. I suppose being surrounded by death doesn't help.

The plants are dead, there are no animals in sight and the snow absorbs a lot of sound, so even sound seems to die a little.

The snow really does make me think about mortality. All that snow out there was once (part of) a person. Humans are made up of about 60% water. Science teaches us that matter cannot be created or destroyed so all that water has been on this earth (in one form or another) since the beginning of time. I doubt that any water on the planet hasn't been through at least one person. I feel the same way when I see a skeleton on display somewhere. Its strange to think that that was once a person who lived a life and did day to day things and probably had an equally complex human experience as anyone living now.

Its not that death really scares me or anything. I guess being surrounded by snow just makes me think that one day this vessel of mine will also be lying in a pile outdoors as the object of many peoples contempt.

Redneck Recipes

I truly want to start a website devoted to the most diabolically unhealthy and trashy recipes known to man. Don't get me wrong I like quality food. I worked for several years in the food industry and made my fair share of fancy shit. But I've always been intrigued by the dark side of food. I don't even necessarily want to eat it I just like coming up with the ideas. You may remember my idea for KFP or Kentucky Fried Pizza. Well here are some others.


shepherds Pie Mark II or Poutine Extreme
This one is fairly simple you make up the mix for shepherds pie (which is basically ground beef, onions, corn, carrots etc.) but instead of topping it with mashed potatoes you top it with French fries (which have been deep fried first) then top with cheese and gravy.


Wendy's Triple Burger Cubed Plus One or the Beef Highrise
With 4200 calories, 190 g of fat, 9000 mg of sodium this burger is sure to become a favorite. You actually don't have to wait until it is released you can build your own by buying 10 classic singles. (throw all of the veg except for 1 serving but save the mayo).


Subway's All Monsters Attack Sub or Pig vs. Cow vs. Chicken vs. Turkey vs. Fish vs. Crab vs. Lobster vs. Octopus vs. Your bowels
In some places you can just ask for the all monsters attack sub but some places are out of the loop so you may have to explain. Cold cut combo asst. meat, turkey, ham, bacon, chicken, steak on white with double cheese and mayo plus whatever sauces you fancy the whole sub is then rolled up in a wrap with tuna and seafood salad in between.






Hot Dog wrapped in Cinnamon Bun
Do yourself a favor and get a package of Pillsbury cinnamon buns and package of hotdogs and make up these treats. Is it dinner? Is it dessert? Is it delicious? The answer to all three is up to you














Kraft Dinner
Instructions on box.











more to come...

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