Skeet Ulrich is the poor mans Johnny Depp
Gary Busey is the poor mans Nick Nolte
Burt Reynolds is the poor mans Sean Connery
F. Murray Abraham is the poor mans Ben Kingsley
Christian Slater is the poor mans Jack Nicholson
Leelee Sobieski is the poor mans Helen Hunt
Joey Lauren Adams is the poor mans Renee Zellweger
Kyra Sedwick is the poor mans Julia Roberts
Kd Lang is the poor mans Tobey Maguire
Emilio Estevez is the poor mans Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen is the poor mans Martin Sheen
Daniel Baldwin is the poor mans Stephen Baldwin
Stephen Baldwin is the poor mans Billy Baldwin
Billy Baldwin is the poor mans Alec Baldwin
Cuba Gooding Jr. is the poor mans oscar winner
Christopher Walken is the poor mans space alien
Pauly Shore is the poor mans Jar Jar Binks
Ron Perlman is just plain creepy please dont put him in any more movies.
Check:
Poor Man's Actor Part 2
ha ha yess
ReplyDeleteVery funny, but doesnt John Leguizamo have a better career than Lou Diamond Phillips?
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'd have to agree about John Lequizamo vs. Lou diamond Philips. Wouldn't Christopher Lambert(for the accent) or Pierce Brosnan(2nd rate 007) been better choices for the poor mans Sean Connery?
ReplyDeleteWho ever made this would not pick pirece brosnan as the lesser of sean connary because he was going off of a very visual camparison rating system as oppose to a who played what character whem comparison
ReplyDelete^^^^ what? go away
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff. But you missed a great one. Berenger is a poor man's Harrison Ford.
ReplyDeleteMark Harmon, poor man's Kevin Costner.
ReplyDeleteanother obvious one is joquian pheonix is the cheap ass version of river pheonix
ReplyDeleteBurt Reynolds is no poor man's anything. Perhaps, and this is a maybe, the poor man's God.
ReplyDeleteBill Pullman is the poor man's Mike Douglas
ReplyDeleteOmar Gooding is the poor man's Cuba Gooding Jr.
ReplyDeletemore like river phoenix is a dead man's joaquin phoenix am i rite
ReplyDeleteLeslie Ann Warren is the poor man's Susan Sarandon
ReplyDeleteyou are so "rite". lmao
ReplyDeleteeven if you think john leguzamo's career is better, lou diamond phillips can act, john can't..
that is just cool man!
ReplyDeleteLike M.Zadornov say:"They are styupid!" Offkourse C.Sheen is the poor mans Martin Sheen (They are father and son!!!) And :"Daniel Baldwin is the poor mans Stephen Baldwin/Billy Baldwin is the poor mans Alec Baldwin/Stephen Baldwin is the poor mans Billy Baldwin" they are broters!!!!!!! And they have kommon moter and fater Ёб ВАШУ СВИНОРЫЛУЮ АМЕРИКАНСКУЮ МАМУ!
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff! lol
ReplyDeleteEmilio Estevez is Charlie Sheen's brother by the way
no shit gohai
ReplyDeleteit was a good comparison. don't talk sh*t on a board. It's juvenile.
ReplyDeleteNo one is the poor man's Johnny Depp. Not even close!!!
ReplyDeleteSeinfeld is the poor man's John Travolta.
Curtis Jackson is the poor man's chewbacca
ReplyDeletegood stuff man. got a few good laughs..
ReplyDeleteRin-Tin-Tin is a poor?????s--LASSIE
ReplyDelete- Wesley Snipes is the poor man's Denzel Washington
ReplyDeletemy ball-sack is the poor man's jaba-the-hut
ReplyDeletePia Zadora is the poor man's Charo
ReplyDeleteI really think Monica Potter is the poor man's Julia Roberts.
ReplyDeleteI always thought Emilio Estevez was the poor mans Micheal J. Fox.
ReplyDeleteI hate Alec Baldwin
ReplyDeleteRon Perlman (see City of Lost Children) kicks the shit out of Lou Diamond Phillips, who just so happens to be the poor man's Benicio Del Toro (see License to Kill).
ReplyDeletewhoever said curtis jackson looks like chewbacca is blind. They look nothing alike.
ReplyDeleteThat John Leguizamo and Lou Diamond Phillips shouldn't be in this at all. They're both poor men and don't deserve lesser characters. Everyone else is pretty accurate....except for the comment about Ron Perlman. HOW DARE YOU!!!
ReplyDeleteSeinfeld makes a shit loud more money than John Travolta, so Travolta is the poor mans Seinfeld!!!
ReplyDeleteBruce Campbell is the poor (but living) man's Errol Flynn!
ReplyDeleteEmmanuel Lewis is a poor man's Gary Coleman
ReplyDeleteJohn is a poor man's Ponch
Sperm in a condom is a poor man's Ryan Seacrest.
ReplyDeleteChris Kline is the poor man's Keanu Reeves....
ReplyDeleteMickey Rourke is the poor man's Bruce Willis
ReplyDeletemaybe it's just me, but I think it's a little too insensitive to talk about Joquain Pheonix in comparison to River pheonix...I mean, you do realize they're brothers, don't you? Sorry, I just don't find it amusing to refer to a brother, and his brothers suicide so jokingly.
ReplyDeleteMarky Mark is the poor man's Matt Damon.
ReplyDeleteTom Selleck is the poor man's Harrison Ford.
No Ben Affleck is the poor mans Matt Damon
ReplyDeletea web slinging kd lang...
ReplyDeleteron pearlman is a poor man's tom waits
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt is the poor man's James Dean
ReplyDeleteAlthough a better actor, Craig Bierko (from the 13th floor) is the poor mans Brendan Fraser
ReplyDeleteMaybe add in Alec Baldwin (2005) is the poor man's Alec Baldwin (1991)
ReplyDeleteThe boy from "The Ring" is the poor mans boy from "The Sixth Sense"
ReplyDeleteOkay, whoever stated this: "Emilio Estevez is Charlie Sheen's brother by the way," is an idiot and should have their left pinkie cut off.
ReplyDeleteWhoever stated this: "Offkourse C.Sheen is the poor mans Martin Sheen (They are father and son!!!) And :"Daniel Baldwin is the poor mans Stephen Baldwin/Billy Baldwin is the poor mans Alec Baldwin/Stephen Baldwin is the poor mans Billy Baldwin" they are broters!!!!!!! And they have kommon moter and fater," should have their left pinkie cut off and also their left pinkie toe due to the fact that you typed that like an idiot.
ReplyDeleteALF is the poor man's ET.
ReplyDeleteRoboCop is the poor man's Terminator.
ReplyDeleteAl Pacino is the poor man's Robert DeNiro
ReplyDeleteBrenden Frasier (The Mummy) is the poor man's Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones)
ReplyDeletehahahah "Ron Perlman is just plain creepy please dont put him in any more movies."
ReplyDeleteProbably the funniest thing ive ever heard.
Ron Perlman is a poor man's Tom Waits.
ReplyDeleteMeryl Streep is a poor man's Frank Zappa.
ReplyDeleteAmber Valletta (Hitch) is a poor man's Cameron Diaz
ReplyDeletelisten up,
ReplyDeletetom selleck is no one's poor man,
got it? and john leguzamo vs lou who? ever see
john's one man show? insanely talented !!
and anyone who used to watch ron perlman as
the "beast" to linda's "beauty" knows how awesome he is!
anyone who is taking this seriously - please, roll up a newspaper and hit yourself on the nose with it - no, really - do it now, I mean it
ReplyDeleteHahaha fantastic comparisons I think, my favorite being Christophey Walken... so true, great job, thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeletelet's think of other ways to punish people taking this seriously.any suggestions?who cares about the other comments pertaining to the Pheonixes,River was great in Stand By Me.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah,i forgot.whoever posted the message from europe should learn the language before they make fun of the country.
ReplyDeletehaha chris walken.
ReplyDeleteSoCalSpaces haha
Justin Long is the poor man's Keanu Reeves
ReplyDeleteEllen Pompeo (Grey's Anatomy) is the poor man's Rene' Zellwegger
Josh Lucas is the poor mans Matthew McConehey (sp)
Courtney Cox is the poor man's Demi Moore
and Tom Cruise is the gay man's Tom Cruise LOL.
1. Jerry Seinfeld's income is MUCH higher then John Travolta's. In 1998 Seinfeld broke records for having the highest annual earnings for a TV actor. He is said to have earned an estimated $360 million in 1998 for his work on Seinfeld. (Guinness Book of World Records) That alone beats IMDB's listing of Travolta's earnings, and i know that's just what is listed for Travolta, but it doesn't even break $250M.
ReplyDelete2. The guy from Europe clearly knows the language, i see no spelling or grammar mistakes, perhaps the poster who suggested he learn the language would care to point out why?
As for my contribution, Winona Ryder is the poor mans Keira Knightley.
1. Travolta has not earned anywhere near as much as Seinfeld. In 1998 Seinfeld broke the Guinness Record for being the highest paid TV actor, earning an estimated $360 Million for that one year. I'd be amazed if Travolta has earned that much in his lifetime, so if you add on all the other years of Seinfeld's earnings, it will dwarf Travolta's.
ReplyDelete2. Whoever replied to the European's post, care to explain why they should learn the language? Because from what I see, they understand it just fine, no spelling mistakes, or grammatical errors.
3. Winona Ryder is the poor mans Keira Knightley.
meryl streep is the poor man's glenn close. but winonas MUCH hotter than keira. sucks that i cant find anything on her
ReplyDeleteUmm, I didn't comment on the European's comment, but I can tell you that it was probably the 'your stupid country gives me pity' comment. The way he worded it sounds like 'we' give 'him' pity, which we should since he completely missed the point, like a lot of you out there. Humor, people! Not to be argued over! Weirdos.
ReplyDeleteHEY MR.KNOW IT ALL >>>>>>>>
ReplyDeleteFACTUAL and DOCUMENTED
_______________________________
Net Worth of JOHN TRAVOLTA $500+ Million
Net Worth of JERRY SEINFELD $300+ Million
jamie bamber from cold case is a poor man's vince vaughn.
ReplyDeletekatherine heigl is a poor man's charlize theron.
thalia is a poor man's mariah carey. Just asl their husband/ex-husband.
dakota blue richards is a poor man's dakota fanning.
george W bush is a poor man's george H bush.
AnnaSophia Robb is the poor man's Dakota Fanning.
ReplyDeleteTom Berenger is the poor man's Jeff Bridges.
HAHAHA HAHA HA HAHA !
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ron perlman is the poor man's perez hilton. deadset ringer.
ReplyDeletemichael ian black is the poor man's christian slater
ReplyDeleteThe Ron Perlman comment was funny. But I have to say, he was pure gold in Alien: Resurrection. Decent in Happy Texas, too.
ReplyDelete