It's what i eat and what i do. The pic shows Ronald McDonald recklessly walking on what appears to be a construction beam (we can only assume many many stories in the air) Kinda like this pic:
I think the message is pretty clear what he eats and what he does is dangerous.
Did you see that contest where you can win cash if you come up with a name for the new Doritos flavor? Well I've pretty much won this one already. Check it out:
So I'm always seeing ads these days for Dr. Oetker pizza. My feeling is FUCK THAT SHIT. I don't know about you but I want a chef coming up with the food I eat not a doctor. Seriously, doctors spend years and years in school, lots of studying, etc. then its on to a busy career. Where is this fucking guy coming up with time to knock out an amazing pizza recipe? In all honesty I would rather eat pizza that was invented by a guy who was unemployed than a doctor.
Speaking of pizza I'm reminded of a time I was hanging out with some people eating pizza and I was leaving the crusts (because I didn't feel like filling up on bullshit)
One guy: You don't want the crusts?
Me: no
Guy: Really? thats the best part (he proceeds to eat the discarded crusts like a seagull or at best a pigeon)
Me: Are you kidding me? If the crust was the best part people wouldn't even order pizza they would order fucking bread sticks.
Guy: Are you going to eat that ice that was in your drink?